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millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

idioticteen:

Giveaway! Just some stuff I found lying around my house that I dont need or use anymore. 

  • $190,000
  • 5 Mac books
  • 2 iPhone 5s’
  • 3 iPads
  • $900 Gift Card to Sephora
  • My elderly grandma (diapers included)
  • My hand in marriage 

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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(Source: regirocked)